Friday, July 31, 2009

Metriconversatoria [01:30:55]

  • The Day's Shoot
  • The Clay Street Flat
  • The Upcoming Examination Superstorm
  • Ask Sunday and Flakery
  • Scaling the School

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Metriconversatoria [01:04:05]

  • The Wonder Flat
  • The Wade-ing
  • The Mysterious Dark Land of Military Chits
  • The Fact: I'm a Flake

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Metriconversatoria [01:29:06]

  • Cropping the Image: Terminal Optimism
  • The Day's Shoot
  • Arabic: Were Bad Spelling a Man, His Name Would be Mine
  • Huntin' for Housin'
  • Catharsis, Partitions, and The Giant Code

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Metriconversatoria [01:11:20]

  • The Day's Shoot
  • Snobbery and Virtue
  • The Day's First Breath
  • Flat Hunting Logistics
  • Dancing

Monday, July 27, 2009

Metriconversatoria [00:49:50]

  • The Day's Shoot
  • The Giant Code: Matter is Hard
  • Photoshop vs. Gimp
  • The Guest List
  • Green Things
  • Guilt

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Metriconversatoria [02:19:37]

  • The Glaringly Obvious Fact that I'm No Good at Arabic
  • ...And Probably Have the Flu
  • Education and the Dream School
  • Stories of the Day: Tractors and the Fuzz
  • Arabic, or The Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle of Translation
  • The Morrow's Shoot

Friday, July 24, 2009

Homosexual-Homo Sapiens

Every night I spend upwards of an hour on the phone with my fiance and though the Metriconversatoria is a good record of the topics of those conversations, sometimes we talk about something so odd or interesting or novel that I feel bad for not explaining it more fully.

So...Social Sex, Polygamy, and Homosexual-Homo sapiens:

Gay people exist, this is an odd thing if you're last name rhymes with Schmarwin and you've got this notion of natural selection working only on individuals; Homosexuals are not exactly notorious for their fertility.

But if your last name rhymes with E. O. Schmilson, then maybe you think natural selection can work on groups of things, this is especially important because - Bear Grylls not withstanding - the average human is rubbish alone in the wilderness.

So, there are several explanations for Homosexuality already on the books:
  1. Your gay uncle is kinda like a second mom, raising the chances of you being a baby-daddy
  2. Your gay uncle is the product of being attacked by his mother's immune system (try to ignore your lesbian aunt)
  3. Heterozygote advantage: being gay is like having sickle-cell anaemia, a big advantage if you've only sort of have it.
Morgan and I have another idea (skip to the end if you don't care for the explanation).

Homo sapiens are social primates - period - and if you've got even a passing familiarity with our closest relatives, bonobos, you know:
  1. They really like sex, and
  2. They use it for way more than just reproduction, bonobos do the horizontal polka almost as often and for as many reasons as we laugh
Sex as part of healthy social life has been part of our history for longer than we've been bipedal.

Humans were - for a really long time - polygamous. We're pretty sure about this because of our sexual dimorphism (how different men and women are physically - especially when it comes to size); the most dimorphic primates - gorillas are also the most polygamous, and the least - probably gibbons, are the least. If you're a primate we can basically take the average body mass of your males and the average of your females and predict just how many females a given male with have sexual access to.

Men are bigger than women.

Which was fine for most of our history, when there were way more women than men (high mortality due to warfare) but every once in a while things settle down for a generation or two and you've got all these males running around in a polygynous society with an itch to scratch; I don't think I have to go very far to convince you that people go a touch off the deep end without a bit of a romp every now and again.

Everything I've said so far is rather non-controversial.

I don't think most people are born strict heterosexuals - some maybe, and maybe some strictly gay - but I think, for the most part, our current preoccupation with strict hetero or homosexuality is a cultural construct, and not a biological one. If I trespass into controversial territory anywhere, it is here, so if you agree with this premise, then the rest is rather trivial.

So, if all these things are true, then it makes evolutionary sense to not have an aversion to Homosexuality. It provides a social niche for a wildly important social-biological activity during times when the numbers of males and females don't fit our more-or-less polygynous dispositions, and retains a place for non-reproducing members of the community (by letting them have sex, and thus not go bonkers for lack of...bonkers) when the size of the community provides a great benefit to the reproductive success of its members. It's a product of our bellicose polygynous past intersecting with a rather common underlying bisexuality (itself a result of our highly social evolution) evolved by group selection and now falsely dichotomised by modern culture.

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Metriconversatoria [01:10:15]

  • Social Sex, Polygamy, and Homosexual-Homo Sapiens
  • Art Nouveau and Alphonse Mucha (Czech, not Romanian)
  • Dreams in Arabic
  • The Day's Shoot

Metriconversatoria [01:24:53]

  • The Amazing Murray Nabors
  • Class Design: Real Time Collaboration
  • Class Design: Instant Gratification
  • The Doom Class
  • What the Ogre's For
  • Bands of Gold
  • Huntin' for Housin'

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Metriconversatoria [01:20:36]

  • Accounting Magic
  • Operation: Love
  • The Day's Shoot
  • The Doom Class
  • Site Stats
  • Networking Affinity

Monday, July 20, 2009

Metriconversatoria [01:45:31]

  • The Class of Doom!
  • Upcoming Wedding Gigs!
  • The First Rule of Dungeoncraft
  • Photography Technique: ISO and Aperture

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Metriconversatoria [01:05:12]

  • The Day's Shoot
  • Bayesian Reasoning
  • The Upcoming Uberclass
  • Today's Sermon at Blackhawk

Saturday, July 18, 2009

Metriconversatoria [02:12:03]

  • The Day's Shoot
  • The Roman Ogres Walkabout
  • Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
  • The Improbable Photographers Flock
  • Killswitches
  • Couchsurfing and Community
  • Charity
  • Futons and Dance Parties

Friday, July 17, 2009

Metriconversatoria [01:26:28]

  • The Day's Shoot
  • The Advantages of Disadvantage

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Metriconversatoria [01:16:20]

  • The Coffers: Our Photo-Budget
  • The Day's Shoot
  • Roman Ogres and The Big Bet

Metriconversatoria [01:30:41]

  • Naming the Lens House
  • Wedding Budgets
  • The Green Eyed Dancer

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Metriconversatoria [00:55:51]

Monday, July 13, 2009

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Metriconversatoria [01:45:33]

Metriconversatoria [00:25:20]

  • Of Psoriasis and Sunscreen: A Theory with Application
  • Photoshop Class!?
  • Hunting for Housing

Saturday, July 11, 2009

Metriconversatoria [01:06:57]

  • Shower of Doom
  • Big Sur
  • Meta-Conversation: Topics
  • The Photographer's Humility

Metriconversatoria [01:57:03]

  • Ghost Stories
  • The Dangerous Fortnight
  • Bands of Gold
  • Garden Engineering
  • Exam Detox
  • The Apprentice's Ascent

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Metriconversatoria [00:44:09]

  • King Coyote, or Papa Weldon the Laughing Lord
  • Tales of the Day: Paper and Gardens

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Metriconversatoria [00:41:46]

  • Ambitious Apprentice: The Hudson Shoot
  • Patterns in Consciousness, or Why Beers is Already Asleep

Monday, July 6, 2009


Sunday, July 5, 2009


  • The Photographer's Apprentice's Apprentice
  • Optics!
  • Permaculture Internship: Practice and Prospects
  • Cull The Herd: We're Gonna' Buy THAT Boat!
  • Stories for Our Kids: The Planethion

Saturday, July 4, 2009


  • The Photographer's Apprentice
  • Arabic Afloat
  • Family History and Wedding Guests
  • Reciprocated Roof Earthbagged Goatbarns
  • The Dangerous Power of Sharing Ambitions


  • Integrative Garden Design
  • Floating Dreams
  • The Photographer's Apprentice
  • The Wade-ing

Friday, July 3, 2009


  • The Floating Cost Benefit Analysis
  • What to Cast Adrift
  • Wisdom From the South (Jeremy on Boats)

Wednesday, July 1, 2009


  • The Even Keel Life: We're Gonna Buy a Boat!
  • The Photographer's Apprentice
  • The Lyceum